Franklin & Bash - 2.02 (Viper)
Jun. 14th, 2012 06:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vic_amy_zSo, we're at episode 2 and the squee has not abated any. In fact, there may have been even *more* squee this week! ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
gingerpig and I are actually having phone conversations that just start with dolphin noises and then get less coherent...!
Things I loved:
~ Jared cock blocking Peter. And then listening at the door just a little bit!
~ Officer Wendy. Damn...
~ COLLEEN!! Just awesome and so close tocandypinksocks's version it makes me dance a little.
~ Jared scaring the crap out of Peter on the roof.
~ Colleen bringing Peter and Jared lunch - and it being Jared's favourite.
~ Peter offering Jared his jacket because he was cold. Even in jest, that's just gold.
~ Just how much Colleen obviously loves Jared - 'cos who wouldn't, right?
~ Peter and Jared speaking in unison in court.
~ Jared's suits. Oh my... [fans self]
~ Peter kissing people. Oh my... [fans self more]
~ Peter needing to see Jared in the middle of making out with Officer Wendy!
~ Jared showing absolutely no surprise that Peter wet the bed until he was 11.
~ The pained look on Jared's face when he had to force his client to tell the truth.
~ Jared thinking he's got a chance with Janie but saying he wouldn't go there.
~ Peter and Jared's superpower argument in the lift.
Things I was less happy about:
~ Hanna being both boring and mean for the small portion of the episode that she was actually in.
~ Trying to rekindle the Janie thing... [yawn]
~ Peter supposedly being breast fed until he was 8. Really? Come on...
~ Colleen's *complete* lack of boundaries - the conversation about kegels was a tiny bit too much for me.
~ Megan's decision to 'fix' Pindar. Hmm... [is unsure]
~ I'm gonna say it again - what the hell have they done to the Cave?!
Here, have ALL THE QUOTES:
JARED: Beer tap's clogged.
PETER: So?
JARED: So. I need you to suck it out again.
PETER: [groans]
COLLEEN: Jare-bear!
JARED: So, nobody calls me that anymore. And I miss it.
COLLEEN: I brought your favourite.
JARED: Aw, thank you. Inside out salami sandwich? Come on, you're the best.
COLLEEN: Look at you all dressed up.
JARED: [straightens tie] Tied it myself.
PETER: Mom! Boundaries!
JARED: Since when do you observe boundaries, you prude?
PETER: Since my mom was about to tell you about letting someone get to second base with her.
COLLEEN: Uh, third.
JARED: Third base, hello!
JARED: Your mom is awesome. She was the only mom who took us to R rated movies when we were like 12.
PETER: My mom *is* an R rated movie. It's not easy having a cool mom, trust me.
PETER: I've got 8 pounds of meat.
JARED: [shakes head] It's too easy.
PETER: We come in peace.
JARED: They're not aliens, Peter.
JARED: Colleen, what do you say we hit the Jacuzzi?
PETER: Woah?!
JARED: I mean, what do you say we make some of your famous brownies?
COLLEEN: Great idea.
JARED: There we go...
HANNA: Can I ask you something? [laughing]Is it true that you wet the bed until you were 11?
JARED: Okay, you don't have to talk to her on game day. [points at Hanna] Stop it. FDR was a bed wetter.
PETER: FDR had polio.
JARED: Oh. My bad.
WENDY: You texted me.
PETER: No I didn't.
WENDY: Yeah you did. You said you were all alone now and wanted me to come over wearing a skirt. [whispers] Commando.
COLLEEN: I know, boundaries... Be adventurous!
JARED: Your mom sent you a booty call.
PETER: She did, didn't she?
Again, the good outweighs the bad so I'm happy. I have ALL THE THOUGHTS when it comes to where they're going with this season, and I'm with the general consensus that Jared's trying not to be like his dad but it's gonna happen anyway and Peter will have to save him. I also have thoughts on how Peter should spend a lot more time kissing people. Preferably Jared, but I'll settle for Officer Wendy right now. I was fairly ambivalent towards Janie and outright hated Lilly, but I could absolutely get behind Office Wendy. Behind, next to, on top of - I'm not fussy! And thanks to certain people [glares at GP] there may also be horribly inappropriate Jared/Colleen fic on the way...
gingerpig and I are actually having phone conversations that just start with dolphin noises and then get less coherent...!Things I loved:
~ Jared cock blocking Peter. And then listening at the door just a little bit!
~ Officer Wendy. Damn...
~ COLLEEN!! Just awesome and so close to
candypinksocks's version it makes me dance a little.~ Jared scaring the crap out of Peter on the roof.
~ Colleen bringing Peter and Jared lunch - and it being Jared's favourite.
~ Peter offering Jared his jacket because he was cold. Even in jest, that's just gold.
~ Just how much Colleen obviously loves Jared - 'cos who wouldn't, right?
~ Peter and Jared speaking in unison in court.
~ Jared's suits. Oh my... [fans self]
~ Peter kissing people. Oh my... [fans self more]
~ Peter needing to see Jared in the middle of making out with Officer Wendy!
~ Jared showing absolutely no surprise that Peter wet the bed until he was 11.
~ The pained look on Jared's face when he had to force his client to tell the truth.
~ Jared thinking he's got a chance with Janie but saying he wouldn't go there.
~ Peter and Jared's superpower argument in the lift.
Things I was less happy about:
~ Hanna being both boring and mean for the small portion of the episode that she was actually in.
~ Trying to rekindle the Janie thing... [yawn]
~ Peter supposedly being breast fed until he was 8. Really? Come on...
~ Colleen's *complete* lack of boundaries - the conversation about kegels was a tiny bit too much for me.
~ Megan's decision to 'fix' Pindar. Hmm... [is unsure]
~ I'm gonna say it again - what the hell have they done to the Cave?!
Here, have ALL THE QUOTES:
JARED: Beer tap's clogged.
PETER: So?
JARED: So. I need you to suck it out again.
PETER: [groans]
COLLEEN: Jare-bear!
JARED: So, nobody calls me that anymore. And I miss it.
COLLEEN: I brought your favourite.
JARED: Aw, thank you. Inside out salami sandwich? Come on, you're the best.
COLLEEN: Look at you all dressed up.
JARED: [straightens tie] Tied it myself.
PETER: Mom! Boundaries!
JARED: Since when do you observe boundaries, you prude?
PETER: Since my mom was about to tell you about letting someone get to second base with her.
COLLEEN: Uh, third.
JARED: Third base, hello!
JARED: Your mom is awesome. She was the only mom who took us to R rated movies when we were like 12.
PETER: My mom *is* an R rated movie. It's not easy having a cool mom, trust me.
PETER: I've got 8 pounds of meat.
JARED: [shakes head] It's too easy.
PETER: We come in peace.
JARED: They're not aliens, Peter.
JARED: Colleen, what do you say we hit the Jacuzzi?
PETER: Woah?!
JARED: I mean, what do you say we make some of your famous brownies?
COLLEEN: Great idea.
JARED: There we go...
HANNA: Can I ask you something? [laughing]Is it true that you wet the bed until you were 11?
JARED: Okay, you don't have to talk to her on game day. [points at Hanna] Stop it. FDR was a bed wetter.
PETER: FDR had polio.
JARED: Oh. My bad.
WENDY: You texted me.
PETER: No I didn't.
WENDY: Yeah you did. You said you were all alone now and wanted me to come over wearing a skirt. [whispers] Commando.
COLLEEN: I know, boundaries... Be adventurous!
JARED: Your mom sent you a booty call.
PETER: She did, didn't she?
Again, the good outweighs the bad so I'm happy. I have ALL THE THOUGHTS when it comes to where they're going with this season, and I'm with the general consensus that Jared's trying not to be like his dad but it's gonna happen anyway and Peter will have to save him. I also have thoughts on how Peter should spend a lot more time kissing people. Preferably Jared, but I'll settle for Officer Wendy right now. I was fairly ambivalent towards Janie and outright hated Lilly, but I could absolutely get behind Office Wendy. Behind, next to, on top of - I'm not fussy! And thanks to certain people [glares at GP] there may also be horribly inappropriate Jared/Colleen fic on the way...
