Franklin & Bash - 2.06 (Voir Dire)
Jul. 11th, 2012 10:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vic_amy_zOkay, this was a weird episode. Not un-enjoyable, just... weird. Other people thought it was weird, right? And directed by John Landis? Seriously?! Did someone at TNT pull some serious strings, or has the work dried up...?!
Things I loved:
~ The Diner is back again! [dances]
~ Jared's love of chicken and waffles is just adorable.
~ Ooh, canonical law firm that Peter got fired from for sleeping with the boss's daughter! I always forget that there was a time when he wasn't working with Jared. I bet it was a very sad time though...
~ More evidence of Peter being a bit free and easy with his nakedness - whee!
~ Carmen on helium - and the fact that no one else batted an eyelid, like she does it a lot.
~ Jared and Bonnie totally having daddy!issues together... Aww!
~ Jared asking the gym teacher if he made kids climb the rope and then dismissing him because he said he'd make them run laps for not making it to the top - way to exorcise those demons, dude!
~ Peter and Jared love Vin Diesel!? Well, who doesn't...?
~ Peter's father raised him to be a gentleman? We really need to know some more about Peter's dad...
~ Bonnie totally out-lawyered the boys - go Bonnie!
~ Jared's explanation of 'third person' - LMAO!
~ The Western-style confrontation - Oh god, Breckin and MPG should deliver lines straight to camera way more often...
~ Group hug! Group hug!!
~ The tiny fist bump - almost too cute!
~ Oh god, there was just SO MUCH LOOKING in this episode. Seriously, it was eye-fucking taken to a whole new level!
Things I was less happy about:
~ Peter was a real grumpy-pants in this episode. There better be some making up going on later because he was a bit of a dick tohis boyfriend Jared.
~ Boys! Why so shallow? Just because your shadow was a tiny bit plainer that Hanna's... Did we learn nothing from 'Jennifer of Troy'?!
~ Peter! If you're going to callyour boyfriend Jared a pussy, you don't do it in public, and especially not because he was too small to climb the rope in gym class. Asshole...
~ I think that overall, the whole story was just a little bit dull this week.
~ Wow, that episode stopped so suddenly I almost ran into the back of it!
Here, have ALL THE QUOTES:
JARED: Y'know, if I was on a desert island and could only have one food for the rest of my life? No brainer - chicken and waffles.
PETER: That's two, stupid.
JARED: I think at this point it's considered one. What would you bring.
PETER: Your mom...
PETER: For instance, if we're better looking than opposing counsel...
JARED: Which is almost always, we stock the jury with attractive women who will dig us. If opposing counsel is better looking than us...
PETER: Which is almost never...
JARED: Then we throw on wedding rings and stock the pond with less attractive citizens who are threatened by handsome men.
PETER: Bonnie - meet Karp, nepotism's poster child.
DAMIEN: Nepotism doesn't have a poster child.
PETER & JARED: [both point at Damien]
JARED: Is this 'cause he saw you naked?
PETER: Please, I streaked the '97 Rosebowl. A hundred thousand people.
JARED: [looks down] It was cold...
PETER: In hindsight, regrettable...
JUDGE: Mark the evidence as Prosecution exhibits E and F.
JARED: F... As in, what we are now.
PETER: Totally F'ed...
JARED: Nice work.
PETER: Yeah, I got Hewitt to fire off another round. He has four challenges left and we only have one because you were too big of a pussy to climb the rope in the seventh grade.
CARMEN: Where's Hewitt.
PINDAR: He's standing right outside the courtroom right now.
CARMEN: Oh, well don't let him go in. Keep him in the hallway.
PINDAR: How? He's so big.
CARMEN: Do something. Throw up on him - that's your go-to move!
There were some lovely moments (wedding rings = major squee) but overall, I was a tiny bit confused. Maybe a filler because of the epicness of the rest of the season...? [crosses fingers]
Things I loved:
~ The Diner is back again! [dances]
~ Jared's love of chicken and waffles is just adorable.
~ Ooh, canonical law firm that Peter got fired from for sleeping with the boss's daughter! I always forget that there was a time when he wasn't working with Jared. I bet it was a very sad time though...
~ More evidence of Peter being a bit free and easy with his nakedness - whee!
~ Carmen on helium - and the fact that no one else batted an eyelid, like she does it a lot.
~ Jared and Bonnie totally having daddy!issues together... Aww!
~ Jared asking the gym teacher if he made kids climb the rope and then dismissing him because he said he'd make them run laps for not making it to the top - way to exorcise those demons, dude!
~ Peter and Jared love Vin Diesel!? Well, who doesn't...?
~ Peter's father raised him to be a gentleman? We really need to know some more about Peter's dad...
~ Bonnie totally out-lawyered the boys - go Bonnie!
~ Jared's explanation of 'third person' - LMAO!
~ The Western-style confrontation - Oh god, Breckin and MPG should deliver lines straight to camera way more often...
~ Group hug! Group hug!!
~ The tiny fist bump - almost too cute!
~ Oh god, there was just SO MUCH LOOKING in this episode. Seriously, it was eye-fucking taken to a whole new level!
Things I was less happy about:
~ Peter was a real grumpy-pants in this episode. There better be some making up going on later because he was a bit of a dick to
~ Boys! Why so shallow? Just because your shadow was a tiny bit plainer that Hanna's... Did we learn nothing from 'Jennifer of Troy'?!
~ Peter! If you're going to call
~ I think that overall, the whole story was just a little bit dull this week.
~ Wow, that episode stopped so suddenly I almost ran into the back of it!
Here, have ALL THE QUOTES:
JARED: Y'know, if I was on a desert island and could only have one food for the rest of my life? No brainer - chicken and waffles.
PETER: That's two, stupid.
JARED: I think at this point it's considered one. What would you bring.
PETER: Your mom...
PETER: For instance, if we're better looking than opposing counsel...
JARED: Which is almost always, we stock the jury with attractive women who will dig us. If opposing counsel is better looking than us...
PETER: Which is almost never...
JARED: Then we throw on wedding rings and stock the pond with less attractive citizens who are threatened by handsome men.
PETER: Bonnie - meet Karp, nepotism's poster child.
DAMIEN: Nepotism doesn't have a poster child.
PETER & JARED: [both point at Damien]
JARED: Is this 'cause he saw you naked?
PETER: Please, I streaked the '97 Rosebowl. A hundred thousand people.
JARED: [looks down] It was cold...
PETER: In hindsight, regrettable...
JUDGE: Mark the evidence as Prosecution exhibits E and F.
JARED: F... As in, what we are now.
PETER: Totally F'ed...
JARED: Nice work.
PETER: Yeah, I got Hewitt to fire off another round. He has four challenges left and we only have one because you were too big of a pussy to climb the rope in the seventh grade.
CARMEN: Where's Hewitt.
PINDAR: He's standing right outside the courtroom right now.
CARMEN: Oh, well don't let him go in. Keep him in the hallway.
PINDAR: How? He's so big.
CARMEN: Do something. Throw up on him - that's your go-to move!
There were some lovely moments (wedding rings = major squee) but overall, I was a tiny bit confused. Maybe a filler because of the epicness of the rest of the season...? [crosses fingers]
