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Franklin & Bash - 2.02 (Viper)
So, we're at episode 2 and the squee has not abated any. In fact, there may have been even *more* squee this week! ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
gingerpig and I are actually having phone conversations that just start with dolphin noises and then get less coherent...!
Things I loved:
~ Jared cock blocking Peter. And then listening at the door just a little bit!
~ Officer Wendy. Damn...
~ COLLEEN!! Just awesome and so close tocandypinksocks's version it makes me dance a little.
~ Jared scaring the crap out of Peter on the roof.
~ Colleen bringing Peter and Jared lunch - and it being Jared's favourite.
~ Peter offering Jared his jacket because he was cold. Even in jest, that's just gold.
~ Just how much Colleen obviously loves Jared - 'cos who wouldn't, right?
~ Peter and Jared speaking in unison in court.
~ Jared's suits. Oh my... [fans self]
~ Peter kissing people. Oh my... [fans self more]
~ Peter needing to see Jared in the middle of making out with Officer Wendy!
~ Jared showing absolutely no surprise that Peter wet the bed until he was 11.
~ The pained look on Jared's face when he had to force his client to tell the truth.
~ Jared thinking he's got a chance with Janie but saying he wouldn't go there.
~ Peter and Jared's superpower argument in the lift.
Things I was less happy about:
~ Hanna being both boring and mean for the small portion of the episode that she was actually in.
~ Trying to rekindle the Janie thing... [yawn]
~ Peter supposedly being breast fed until he was 8. Really? Come on...
~ Colleen's *complete* lack of boundaries - the conversation about kegels was a tiny bit too much for me.
~ Megan's decision to 'fix' Pindar. Hmm... [is unsure]
~ I'm gonna say it again - what the hell have they done to the Cave?!
Here, have ALL THE QUOTES:
JARED: Beer tap's clogged.
PETER: So?
JARED: So. I need you to suck it out again.
PETER: [groans]
COLLEEN: Jare-bear!
JARED: So, nobody calls me that anymore. And I miss it.
COLLEEN: I brought your favourite.
JARED: Aw, thank you. Inside out salami sandwich? Come on, you're the best.
COLLEEN: Look at you all dressed up.
JARED: [straightens tie] Tied it myself.
PETER: Mom! Boundaries!
JARED: Since when do you observe boundaries, you prude?
PETER: Since my mom was about to tell you about letting someone get to second base with her.
COLLEEN: Uh, third.
JARED: Third base, hello!
JARED: Your mom is awesome. She was the only mom who took us to R rated movies when we were like 12.
PETER: My mom *is* an R rated movie. It's not easy having a cool mom, trust me.
PETER: I've got 8 pounds of meat.
JARED: [shakes head] It's too easy.
PETER: We come in peace.
JARED: They're not aliens, Peter.
JARED: Colleen, what do you say we hit the Jacuzzi?
PETER: Woah?!
JARED: I mean, what do you say we make some of your famous brownies?
COLLEEN: Great idea.
JARED: There we go...
HANNA: Can I ask you something? [laughing]Is it true that you wet the bed until you were 11?
JARED: Okay, you don't have to talk to her on game day. [points at Hanna] Stop it. FDR was a bed wetter.
PETER: FDR had polio.
JARED: Oh. My bad.
WENDY: You texted me.
PETER: No I didn't.
WENDY: Yeah you did. You said you were all alone now and wanted me to come over wearing a skirt. [whispers] Commando.
COLLEEN: I know, boundaries... Be adventurous!
JARED: Your mom sent you a booty call.
PETER: She did, didn't she?
Again, the good outweighs the bad so I'm happy. I have ALL THE THOUGHTS when it comes to where they're going with this season, and I'm with the general consensus that Jared's trying not to be like his dad but it's gonna happen anyway and Peter will have to save him. I also have thoughts on how Peter should spend a lot more time kissing people. Preferably Jared, but I'll settle for Officer Wendy right now. I was fairly ambivalent towards Janie and outright hated Lilly, but I could absolutely get behind Office Wendy. Behind, next to, on top of - I'm not fussy! And thanks to certain people [glares at GP] there may also be horribly inappropriate Jared/Colleen fic on the way...
gingerpig and I are actually having phone conversations that just start with dolphin noises and then get less coherent...!Things I loved:
~ Jared cock blocking Peter. And then listening at the door just a little bit!
~ Officer Wendy. Damn...
~ COLLEEN!! Just awesome and so close to
candypinksocks's version it makes me dance a little.~ Jared scaring the crap out of Peter on the roof.
~ Colleen bringing Peter and Jared lunch - and it being Jared's favourite.
~ Peter offering Jared his jacket because he was cold. Even in jest, that's just gold.
~ Just how much Colleen obviously loves Jared - 'cos who wouldn't, right?
~ Peter and Jared speaking in unison in court.
~ Jared's suits. Oh my... [fans self]
~ Peter kissing people. Oh my... [fans self more]
~ Peter needing to see Jared in the middle of making out with Officer Wendy!
~ Jared showing absolutely no surprise that Peter wet the bed until he was 11.
~ The pained look on Jared's face when he had to force his client to tell the truth.
~ Jared thinking he's got a chance with Janie but saying he wouldn't go there.
~ Peter and Jared's superpower argument in the lift.
Things I was less happy about:
~ Hanna being both boring and mean for the small portion of the episode that she was actually in.
~ Trying to rekindle the Janie thing... [yawn]
~ Peter supposedly being breast fed until he was 8. Really? Come on...
~ Colleen's *complete* lack of boundaries - the conversation about kegels was a tiny bit too much for me.
~ Megan's decision to 'fix' Pindar. Hmm... [is unsure]
~ I'm gonna say it again - what the hell have they done to the Cave?!
Here, have ALL THE QUOTES:
JARED: Beer tap's clogged.
PETER: So?
JARED: So. I need you to suck it out again.
PETER: [groans]
COLLEEN: Jare-bear!
JARED: So, nobody calls me that anymore. And I miss it.
COLLEEN: I brought your favourite.
JARED: Aw, thank you. Inside out salami sandwich? Come on, you're the best.
COLLEEN: Look at you all dressed up.
JARED: [straightens tie] Tied it myself.
PETER: Mom! Boundaries!
JARED: Since when do you observe boundaries, you prude?
PETER: Since my mom was about to tell you about letting someone get to second base with her.
COLLEEN: Uh, third.
JARED: Third base, hello!
JARED: Your mom is awesome. She was the only mom who took us to R rated movies when we were like 12.
PETER: My mom *is* an R rated movie. It's not easy having a cool mom, trust me.
PETER: I've got 8 pounds of meat.
JARED: [shakes head] It's too easy.
PETER: We come in peace.
JARED: They're not aliens, Peter.
JARED: Colleen, what do you say we hit the Jacuzzi?
PETER: Woah?!
JARED: I mean, what do you say we make some of your famous brownies?
COLLEEN: Great idea.
JARED: There we go...
HANNA: Can I ask you something? [laughing]Is it true that you wet the bed until you were 11?
JARED: Okay, you don't have to talk to her on game day. [points at Hanna] Stop it. FDR was a bed wetter.
PETER: FDR had polio.
JARED: Oh. My bad.
WENDY: You texted me.
PETER: No I didn't.
WENDY: Yeah you did. You said you were all alone now and wanted me to come over wearing a skirt. [whispers] Commando.
COLLEEN: I know, boundaries... Be adventurous!
JARED: Your mom sent you a booty call.
PETER: She did, didn't she?
Again, the good outweighs the bad so I'm happy. I have ALL THE THOUGHTS when it comes to where they're going with this season, and I'm with the general consensus that Jared's trying not to be like his dad but it's gonna happen anyway and Peter will have to save him. I also have thoughts on how Peter should spend a lot more time kissing people. Preferably Jared, but I'll settle for Officer Wendy right now. I was fairly ambivalent towards Janie and outright hated Lilly, but I could absolutely get behind Office Wendy. Behind, next to, on top of - I'm not fussy! And thanks to certain people [glares at GP] there may also be horribly inappropriate Jared/Colleen fic on the way...
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I have decided that Peter kissing Jared up against the door while Jared's wearing a waistcoat is something I HAVE TO SEE.
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And I hate to say it but there's a very good chance that we might never see Peter kissing a waistcoat-wearing Jared up against the door. However, someone could write it...! ;o)
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lalalalalalalalalalala - not listening
Yes I do believe someone could *g*
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Also the kegel convo had me in fits. Reed played it beautifully off Jayne's pitch. also Jayne Seymour is one fine looking (not to metion flexible) woman.
I just realised Janie is played by the actress who was a Hexenbeist in Grimm and tried to kill our heroes!
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Jayne Seymour was just perfect as Mama Bash, and she is certainly looking damn fine for her 61 years. From what I can gather, everyone really enjoyed working with her too.
There are a couple of Grimm fans on the comm who are working on the idea of an F&B crossover. And I think it was suggested that Janie cancelled her wedding because she'd had all her witchyness sucked out!
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2. I like to think that Peter asked a question about breast feeding at age 8 and Colleen is just teasing, otherwise its just weird.
3. What is it with men in waistcoats?
4. I'm hoping they de-borify Hanna, she was so cool in season 1, it'd be a shame to scrap all that hardwork. I think they've also been a bit weak on Carmen too.
5. Love Wendy, not sure about where they're going with Janie, I agree I think it'd be boring to start that up again. Who's Lilly?
6. Finally SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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2) Yeah, I'm going with the theory that it was said in jest to embarass him. Otherwise, I think he'd have waaay more issues.
3) Men in waistcoats are awesome. I have no reasoning for it, they just are.
4) Yeah, they really need to sort out their female ensemble. They could kick ass so there's no excuse.
5) Wendy is just... well, there might have been noises, but mainly I love her because she just seems to *get* Peter and Jared, which Janie never did. Lilly was Damien's irritating British cousin that Peter had a fling with in season 1. Just awful...
6) SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE indeed!!!! And so much of it!!