Franklin & Bash - 2.03 (Jango & Rossi)
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vic_amy_zI was VERY excited about this week's episode because it was written by Breckin Meyer and as soon as he got the chance, he wrote a part for his best friend Seth Green. Aww... I guess that this episode was going to be kind of awesome because it featured another lawyering duo as well as Cybil Shepherd as one of Stanton's ex-wifes. And it did not disappoint.
Things I loved:
~ Peter and Jared on motorcycles! Oh, dear lord... (I feel there might be fic!)
~ Hanna and her obvious love affair with Evanthea's purse.
~ The new OTP pairing of Damien and cheese!
~ Breckin throwing the squeaky dog toy at MPG, which was so not in character and totally just them being adorkable!
~ The revelation on the couch that they've sold out where Peter has to hug the dog because it makes him so sad.
~ Stanton and the K-spot. And the look of horror on Peter and Jared's faces!
~ The short jokes - I love that Breckin can laugh at himself. And Seth!
~ Jared's face when he's trying not to let on that Carmen's giving him bad news.
~ EVERYTHING about Peter and Jared's interaction with Jango and Rossi - they should so bring them back.
~ The Diner! Oh, thank god for Breckin remembering that they have a diner. [loves]
~ The fact that Jared wanted to call the dog Skeletor - just awesome!
Things I was less happy about:
~ Nothing - this episode just rocked, plain and simple!
~ Nope, still can't think of anything...
~ Well okay... the episode was kinda light on the slashy goodness, but I guess that writing for your co-star and making it all 'bromancey' might be kinda weird.
~ Oh, and Damien saying "he's nobody", when the other lawyer asks who Pindar is. Not cool, Damien, not cool...
Here, have ALL THE QUOTES:
PETER: Oh dude, come on, we got equity partner bonus money, it's burning a hole in my pocket.
JARED: And if we don't spend it, it's gonna burn our junk...
PETER: Woah, he just took that way too fast.
JARED: Yeah, which wife you think it is?
PETER: Could be any of them - Bitchy, Drunky, Stabby... Oh no. It's all the above - Evanthea.
JARED: I think we just go hosed.
PETER: Okay, favourite villainesses you'd like to...
JARED: VILFs, I got it. Er... Famke Janssen, Goldeneye. Crushes a dude with her thighs. You?
PETER: Cruella de Ville, 101 Dalmatians.
JARED: Really?
PETER: Absolutely. She's fashionable, determined.
JARED: Yeah, but she's a smoker.
PETER: Yeah, but I don't think she'll get cancer, it's animation.
PETER: I still can't believe you play basketball.
JARED: I can't believe you get facials.
PETER: You get picked last a lot.
JARED: It doesn't matter when you get picked, okay? It's defence.
PINDAR: We're like a dynamic duo
DAMIEN: We're not a duo of any kind
PINDAR: Oh, you can't deny that there are two of us.
DAMIEN: Watch me.
JARED: Nice loafers!
ERIC: Thanks, they're Italian.
PETER: Really? That's the best you've got?
JARED: I'm tired, all right?
JARED: You look like a cat.
ERIC: Meow, motherfu... [ad break]
JARED: Yorkies don't shed - that hair's probably left over from Peter's manscaping bonanza.
STANTON: She finds it very hard to find someone with my love-making skills. Especially my ability to find the very elusive female K-spot
HANNA: G-spot.
STANTON: K. It's above the G. Getting there is part architecture, part instinct. You see the difficulty of finding the K-spot can only be eclipsed by the recipient's ability to withstand the intensity of its discovery. First...
JARED: Sir, I'm just going to say words until you stop.
HANNA: Go on, go on...
JARED: Oh good lord, why don't you just grow two more inches and call yourself Franklin?!
JUDGE: Mr Franklin.
JARED: Sorry your honour, that might be the only chance I ever get to make a short joke at someone else's expense.
JUDGE: Mr Rossi. Mr Jango. I am holding you in contempt.
JARED: We didn't do anything...! Oh, you meant them. Force of habit.
CARMEN Anyway, Lulu has been fed, yes she has. But you're gonna have to put her out.
PINDAR Oh, I wasn't aware that hell had frozen over.
JARED: Ah, get outta here! [ruffles Eric's hair]
PETER: You enjoy being taller, don't you?
JARED: So much...
PETER: Come on boy.
JARED: You better not be talking to me... [Peter appears with a dog] Come on Skeletor!
PETER: We're not calling it Skeletor.
JARED: We're not calling it Clapton!
PETER: Jared.
JARED: Yes, Peter.
PETER: Did Clapton just pee on my leg.
JARED: [looks] No. But Skeletor did...
Things I loved:
~ Peter and Jared on motorcycles! Oh, dear lord... (I feel there might be fic!)
~ Hanna and her obvious love affair with Evanthea's purse.
~ The new OTP pairing of Damien and cheese!
~ Breckin throwing the squeaky dog toy at MPG, which was so not in character and totally just them being adorkable!
~ The revelation on the couch that they've sold out where Peter has to hug the dog because it makes him so sad.
~ Stanton and the K-spot. And the look of horror on Peter and Jared's faces!
~ The short jokes - I love that Breckin can laugh at himself. And Seth!
~ Jared's face when he's trying not to let on that Carmen's giving him bad news.
~ EVERYTHING about Peter and Jared's interaction with Jango and Rossi - they should so bring them back.
~ The Diner! Oh, thank god for Breckin remembering that they have a diner. [loves]
~ The fact that Jared wanted to call the dog Skeletor - just awesome!
Things I was less happy about:
~ Nothing - this episode just rocked, plain and simple!
~ Nope, still can't think of anything...
~ Well okay... the episode was kinda light on the slashy goodness, but I guess that writing for your co-star and making it all 'bromancey' might be kinda weird.
~ Oh, and Damien saying "he's nobody", when the other lawyer asks who Pindar is. Not cool, Damien, not cool...
Here, have ALL THE QUOTES:
PETER: Oh dude, come on, we got equity partner bonus money, it's burning a hole in my pocket.
JARED: And if we don't spend it, it's gonna burn our junk...
PETER: Woah, he just took that way too fast.
JARED: Yeah, which wife you think it is?
PETER: Could be any of them - Bitchy, Drunky, Stabby... Oh no. It's all the above - Evanthea.
JARED: I think we just go hosed.
PETER: Okay, favourite villainesses you'd like to...
JARED: VILFs, I got it. Er... Famke Janssen, Goldeneye. Crushes a dude with her thighs. You?
PETER: Cruella de Ville, 101 Dalmatians.
JARED: Really?
PETER: Absolutely. She's fashionable, determined.
JARED: Yeah, but she's a smoker.
PETER: Yeah, but I don't think she'll get cancer, it's animation.
PETER: I still can't believe you play basketball.
JARED: I can't believe you get facials.
PETER: You get picked last a lot.
JARED: It doesn't matter when you get picked, okay? It's defence.
PINDAR: We're like a dynamic duo
DAMIEN: We're not a duo of any kind
PINDAR: Oh, you can't deny that there are two of us.
DAMIEN: Watch me.
JARED: Nice loafers!
ERIC: Thanks, they're Italian.
PETER: Really? That's the best you've got?
JARED: I'm tired, all right?
JARED: You look like a cat.
ERIC: Meow, motherfu... [ad break]
JARED: Yorkies don't shed - that hair's probably left over from Peter's manscaping bonanza.
STANTON: She finds it very hard to find someone with my love-making skills. Especially my ability to find the very elusive female K-spot
HANNA: G-spot.
STANTON: K. It's above the G. Getting there is part architecture, part instinct. You see the difficulty of finding the K-spot can only be eclipsed by the recipient's ability to withstand the intensity of its discovery. First...
JARED: Sir, I'm just going to say words until you stop.
HANNA: Go on, go on...
JARED: Oh good lord, why don't you just grow two more inches and call yourself Franklin?!
JUDGE: Mr Franklin.
JARED: Sorry your honour, that might be the only chance I ever get to make a short joke at someone else's expense.
JUDGE: Mr Rossi. Mr Jango. I am holding you in contempt.
JARED: We didn't do anything...! Oh, you meant them. Force of habit.
CARMEN Anyway, Lulu has been fed, yes she has. But you're gonna have to put her out.
PINDAR Oh, I wasn't aware that hell had frozen over.
JARED: Ah, get outta here! [ruffles Eric's hair]
PETER: You enjoy being taller, don't you?
JARED: So much...
PETER: Come on boy.
JARED: You better not be talking to me... [Peter appears with a dog] Come on Skeletor!
PETER: We're not calling it Skeletor.
JARED: We're not calling it Clapton!
PETER: Jared.
JARED: Yes, Peter.
PETER: Did Clapton just pee on my leg.
JARED: [looks] No. But Skeletor did...
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Date: 2012-06-24 03:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-22 08:10 am (UTC)I have to admit that I made happy seal noises when watching this ep :)
Is it wrong that I want to see Damien get a little shirtless this season?
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Date: 2012-06-24 03:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-22 11:04 am (UTC)Agree with everything you said - an episode made of win \o/
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Date: 2012-06-24 03:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-25 06:06 am (UTC)And yes he need to bring the sexy dance to F&B, cause that man is uh....limber and flexible. *G*
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Date: 2012-06-23 07:04 pm (UTC)The look on Pindar's face was priceless!
And the meow was the best thing ever!
Did anyone else find interesting that Peter chose animated!Cruella and no Glen Close!Cruella?
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Date: 2012-06-24 03:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-23 11:01 pm (UTC)Drive-by because I completely forgot to email you the million times I thought of it last week! I still have next weekend free, and the weekend of the 13-15th, so we're hoping to head down to Hastings to see you for one of those days, since we were all ships in the night the last time I was in the UK...
My phone is getting shipped to Andy's place, so I don't know what the number will be, but I'll let you know as soon as I have it. I think the weekend of the 13th will probably work best, but we could probably manage it this week if that's the only time that will work for you. We could stay the night if you have room for us, or just make it a day trip, we're flexible on that part as well.
Hope it works out that we get to connect!