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Franklin & Bash - 2.03 (Jango & Rossi)
I was VERY excited about this week's episode because it was written by Breckin Meyer and as soon as he got the chance, he wrote a part for his best friend Seth Green. Aww... I guess that this episode was going to be kind of awesome because it featured another lawyering duo as well as Cybil Shepherd as one of Stanton's ex-wifes. And it did not disappoint.
Things I loved:
~ Peter and Jared on motorcycles! Oh, dear lord... (I feel there might be fic!)
~ Hanna and her obvious love affair with Evanthea's purse.
~ The new OTP pairing of Damien and cheese!
~ Breckin throwing the squeaky dog toy at MPG, which was so not in character and totally just them being adorkable!
~ The revelation on the couch that they've sold out where Peter has to hug the dog because it makes him so sad.
~ Stanton and the K-spot. And the look of horror on Peter and Jared's faces!
~ The short jokes - I love that Breckin can laugh at himself. And Seth!
~ Jared's face when he's trying not to let on that Carmen's giving him bad news.
~ EVERYTHING about Peter and Jared's interaction with Jango and Rossi - they should so bring them back.
~ The Diner! Oh, thank god for Breckin remembering that they have a diner. [loves]
~ The fact that Jared wanted to call the dog Skeletor - just awesome!
Things I was less happy about:
~ Nothing - this episode just rocked, plain and simple!
~ Nope, still can't think of anything...
~ Well okay... the episode was kinda light on the slashy goodness, but I guess that writing for your co-star and making it all 'bromancey' might be kinda weird.
~ Oh, and Damien saying "he's nobody", when the other lawyer asks who Pindar is. Not cool, Damien, not cool...
Here, have ALL THE QUOTES:
PETER: Oh dude, come on, we got equity partner bonus money, it's burning a hole in my pocket.
JARED: And if we don't spend it, it's gonna burn our junk...
PETER: Woah, he just took that way too fast.
JARED: Yeah, which wife you think it is?
PETER: Could be any of them - Bitchy, Drunky, Stabby... Oh no. It's all the above - Evanthea.
JARED: I think we just go hosed.
PETER: Okay, favourite villainesses you'd like to...
JARED: VILFs, I got it. Er... Famke Janssen, Goldeneye. Crushes a dude with her thighs. You?
PETER: Cruella de Ville, 101 Dalmatians.
JARED: Really?
PETER: Absolutely. She's fashionable, determined.
JARED: Yeah, but she's a smoker.
PETER: Yeah, but I don't think she'll get cancer, it's animation.
PETER: I still can't believe you play basketball.
JARED: I can't believe you get facials.
PETER: You get picked last a lot.
JARED: It doesn't matter when you get picked, okay? It's defence.
PINDAR: We're like a dynamic duo
DAMIEN: We're not a duo of any kind
PINDAR: Oh, you can't deny that there are two of us.
DAMIEN: Watch me.
JARED: Nice loafers!
ERIC: Thanks, they're Italian.
PETER: Really? That's the best you've got?
JARED: I'm tired, all right?
JARED: You look like a cat.
ERIC: Meow, motherfu... [ad break]
JARED: Yorkies don't shed - that hair's probably left over from Peter's manscaping bonanza.
STANTON: She finds it very hard to find someone with my love-making skills. Especially my ability to find the very elusive female K-spot
HANNA: G-spot.
STANTON: K. It's above the G. Getting there is part architecture, part instinct. You see the difficulty of finding the K-spot can only be eclipsed by the recipient's ability to withstand the intensity of its discovery. First...
JARED: Sir, I'm just going to say words until you stop.
HANNA: Go on, go on...
JARED: Oh good lord, why don't you just grow two more inches and call yourself Franklin?!
JUDGE: Mr Franklin.
JARED: Sorry your honour, that might be the only chance I ever get to make a short joke at someone else's expense.
JUDGE: Mr Rossi. Mr Jango. I am holding you in contempt.
JARED: We didn't do anything...! Oh, you meant them. Force of habit.
CARMEN Anyway, Lulu has been fed, yes she has. But you're gonna have to put her out.
PINDAR Oh, I wasn't aware that hell had frozen over.
JARED: Ah, get outta here! [ruffles Eric's hair]
PETER: You enjoy being taller, don't you?
JARED: So much...
PETER: Come on boy.
JARED: You better not be talking to me... [Peter appears with a dog] Come on Skeletor!
PETER: We're not calling it Skeletor.
JARED: We're not calling it Clapton!
PETER: Jared.
JARED: Yes, Peter.
PETER: Did Clapton just pee on my leg.
JARED: [looks] No. But Skeletor did...
Things I loved:
~ Peter and Jared on motorcycles! Oh, dear lord... (I feel there might be fic!)
~ Hanna and her obvious love affair with Evanthea's purse.
~ The new OTP pairing of Damien and cheese!
~ Breckin throwing the squeaky dog toy at MPG, which was so not in character and totally just them being adorkable!
~ The revelation on the couch that they've sold out where Peter has to hug the dog because it makes him so sad.
~ Stanton and the K-spot. And the look of horror on Peter and Jared's faces!
~ The short jokes - I love that Breckin can laugh at himself. And Seth!
~ Jared's face when he's trying not to let on that Carmen's giving him bad news.
~ EVERYTHING about Peter and Jared's interaction with Jango and Rossi - they should so bring them back.
~ The Diner! Oh, thank god for Breckin remembering that they have a diner. [loves]
~ The fact that Jared wanted to call the dog Skeletor - just awesome!
Things I was less happy about:
~ Nothing - this episode just rocked, plain and simple!
~ Nope, still can't think of anything...
~ Well okay... the episode was kinda light on the slashy goodness, but I guess that writing for your co-star and making it all 'bromancey' might be kinda weird.
~ Oh, and Damien saying "he's nobody", when the other lawyer asks who Pindar is. Not cool, Damien, not cool...
Here, have ALL THE QUOTES:
PETER: Oh dude, come on, we got equity partner bonus money, it's burning a hole in my pocket.
JARED: And if we don't spend it, it's gonna burn our junk...
PETER: Woah, he just took that way too fast.
JARED: Yeah, which wife you think it is?
PETER: Could be any of them - Bitchy, Drunky, Stabby... Oh no. It's all the above - Evanthea.
JARED: I think we just go hosed.
PETER: Okay, favourite villainesses you'd like to...
JARED: VILFs, I got it. Er... Famke Janssen, Goldeneye. Crushes a dude with her thighs. You?
PETER: Cruella de Ville, 101 Dalmatians.
JARED: Really?
PETER: Absolutely. She's fashionable, determined.
JARED: Yeah, but she's a smoker.
PETER: Yeah, but I don't think she'll get cancer, it's animation.
PETER: I still can't believe you play basketball.
JARED: I can't believe you get facials.
PETER: You get picked last a lot.
JARED: It doesn't matter when you get picked, okay? It's defence.
PINDAR: We're like a dynamic duo
DAMIEN: We're not a duo of any kind
PINDAR: Oh, you can't deny that there are two of us.
DAMIEN: Watch me.
JARED: Nice loafers!
ERIC: Thanks, they're Italian.
PETER: Really? That's the best you've got?
JARED: I'm tired, all right?
JARED: You look like a cat.
ERIC: Meow, motherfu... [ad break]
JARED: Yorkies don't shed - that hair's probably left over from Peter's manscaping bonanza.
STANTON: She finds it very hard to find someone with my love-making skills. Especially my ability to find the very elusive female K-spot
HANNA: G-spot.
STANTON: K. It's above the G. Getting there is part architecture, part instinct. You see the difficulty of finding the K-spot can only be eclipsed by the recipient's ability to withstand the intensity of its discovery. First...
JARED: Sir, I'm just going to say words until you stop.
HANNA: Go on, go on...
JARED: Oh good lord, why don't you just grow two more inches and call yourself Franklin?!
JUDGE: Mr Franklin.
JARED: Sorry your honour, that might be the only chance I ever get to make a short joke at someone else's expense.
JUDGE: Mr Rossi. Mr Jango. I am holding you in contempt.
JARED: We didn't do anything...! Oh, you meant them. Force of habit.
CARMEN Anyway, Lulu has been fed, yes she has. But you're gonna have to put her out.
PINDAR Oh, I wasn't aware that hell had frozen over.
JARED: Ah, get outta here! [ruffles Eric's hair]
PETER: You enjoy being taller, don't you?
JARED: So much...
PETER: Come on boy.
JARED: You better not be talking to me... [Peter appears with a dog] Come on Skeletor!
PETER: We're not calling it Skeletor.
JARED: We're not calling it Clapton!
PETER: Jared.
JARED: Yes, Peter.
PETER: Did Clapton just pee on my leg.
JARED: [looks] No. But Skeletor did...
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