Yes, there really needs to be fic of Peter and Jared at the beach house. I don't really care what they do there, just the idea of them being there and Jared being a bit unhappy is probably enough. Maybe with Jared staring longingly out of windows with rain running down the glass and Peter coming up behind him, slipping his arms around Jared's waist and... sorry, where was I?

I will go with your generous offer of cutting the writers some slack over the whole Bowie thing, but they better clear things up in the flashback episode! And yes, Janie could well be disappointing. Especially as she's nowhere near as awesome as Officer Wendy...